“what are you reading?”
“its a…online book.”
“oh cool, what’s it about?”
“….uh….”
I love that everyone just knows
Or…alternately:
“what are you writing?”
“it’s a….story.”
“oh cool, what’s it about?”
“…uh…”
“can i read it?”
I will never not reblog this
“what’s it called?”
“I don’t know I just randomly clicked on it!”
I LOVE HOW ACCURATE THIS IS.
FUCKING ME 😂😂
“but what happens in your story?”
*blank stare* “well, it has relationship… things” [DO NOT SAY GAY PORNS DO NOT SAY GAY PORNS]
Y’all, just be cool –
“What u reading?”
“Gay porn”
“LOL fuck u, fine don’t tell me.”
Fiancé: that’s not schoolwork. What are you writing.
Me: ummm nothing.
Fiancé: it’s not about that stupid game you play is it?
Me: Nooooo
Kiddo climbing on my lap.
Kiddo: what are you doing?
Me: reading (editing)
Kiddo: can you read it to me.
My eyes go wide, this is smut guys.
Me: momma wrote a story about monsters
Kiddo: I like monsters.
Me: these are scary monsters that give momma nightmares
Kiddo: oh
Yup fast thinking folks. (Thank god he only knows sight words.)
Hard same here. Busted several times looking at CMBYN porn – er, posts here. *oh just reading…* whew!! <<shifty eyes>> 👀👀
um…
i usually say i’m reading e-mails so people would leave me alone and not look over my shoulder. ;P
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