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Why are we not talking about this

• Don’t you forget about us, Saoirse don’t leave, don’t put your face upon a bus.
• Timothée Chalamet, if you stay indie, we’ll pronounce it the pretentious way.
• Jordan [Peele] and Kumail [Nanjiani], don’t go – don’t fall for the seductive dancing of the studios.
• Back away, Avengers. You took ScarJo, you took Favreau – just ask Robert, can’t live Twilight down.
• The moral of the story is go make that f**kin’ money, say ta ta, ta ta Greta [Gerwig], ta ta Greta, have fun directing Lady Godzilla!